“If you have a sloppy religion you get a sloppy atheism.”

“Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.”

“Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.”

“Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.”

“Atheism, not religion, is the real force behind the mass murders of history.”

“I have heard many times that atheists know more about religion than religious people. Atheism is an effect of that knowledge, not a lack of knowledge. I gave a Bible to my daughter. That's how you make atheists.”

“Atheism is a religion of death. Though atheists make their own “meaning” or “purpose” while alive, ultimately atheism is all meaningless, purposeless, and utterly hopeless.”

“Restaurants get you in with food to sell you liquor; religions get you in with belief to sell you rules.”

“Freedom and not servitude is the cure of anarchy; as religion, and not atheism, is the true remedy for superstition.”

“If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.”