“When I'm not longer rappin', I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.”

“It's like a child who is used to having ice cream whenever he wants.”

“When Tatiana looked up from her ice cream, she saw a soldier staring at her from across the street.”

“I'd treat myself to a reading marathon all weekend. All the ice cream I could eat, all the pages I could read..”

“Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal.”

“Some day I'm gonna call me up on the phone, so when I answer, I can tell myself to shut up.”

“Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind.”

“Give me your skin
as sheer as a cobweb,
let me open it up
and listen in and scoop out the dark.”

“I love revision. Where else can spilled milk be turned into ice cream?”

“Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.”