“I don't beleaf in bad luck being sot for a man, like a trap, but i hav known lots ov folks, who if thare waz enny fust rate bad luck lieing around loose, would be sure tew git one foot in it enny how.”

— Josh Billings

Josh Billings: His Works, Complete (1873)

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American humorist 1818–1885

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