“Everything starts as somebody's daydream.”

“Spare me a lecture from somebody in parliament to somebody who started out delivering flowers for 25c a shot.”

“Girls are apt to imagine noble and enchanting and totally imaginary figures in their own minds; they have fanciful extravagant ideas about men, and sentiment, and life; and then they innocently endow somebody or other with all the perfections for their daydreams, and put their trust in him.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.”

“I wonder if I am capable of being somebody’s sun, somebody’s everything. Am I centered enough now to be the center of somebody else’s life?”

“The minute you start compromising for the sake of massaging somebody's ego, that's it, game over.”

“Maybe we're all in somebody's dream. Maybe everything's a dream, and nothing else.”

““That your solution to everything? Cut somebody’s throat?”
“Always slows them down.””

“When I hear the words 'social order', I start looking around for somebody to pick a fight with.”

“Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.”