“I have the most evil memories of Spain, but I have very few bad memories of Spaniards.”

“I have a good memory for certain things. And a very short memory for painful things — that's my favorite Martha Stewart quote, by the way.”

“I have a very patchy memory of my childhood. It's one of the things about myself I'm most proud of. (More From the Poetry Corner)”

“Memory is the fear, and I play most of my repertoire from memory.”

“Memory says, 'I did that.' Pride replies, 'I could not have done that.' Eventually, memory yields.”

“As I have said so often before, the long memory is the most radical idea in America….”

“I have an undeveloped photographic memory.”

“When comparing human memory and computer memory it is clear that the human version has two distinct disadvantages. Firstly, as indeed I have experienced myself, due to aging, human memory can exhibit very poor short term recall.”

“Shared memory is evil.”

“Scots have long memories, and they're not the most forgiving of people.”