“Tow truck is pulling Bill's car out of his driveway
Bill's neighbor: Getting your car towed?
Bill: Nope, we're mating it, hoping to get a Mini Cooper.”

— Bill Engvall

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Here's Your Sign

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American comedian and actor 1957

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