“Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen… Felicity.”
Jon Stewart (1962) American political satirist, writer, television host, actor, media critic and stand-up comedian
The 78th Academy Awards (2006)
Cosmic Trigger I: The Final Secret of the Illuminati (1977), p. 84
“Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen… Felicity.”
Jon Stewart (1962) American political satirist, writer, television host, actor, media critic and stand-up comedian
The 78th Academy Awards (2006)
“There it is, ladies and gentlemen, the Bronx is burning.”
Howard Cosell (1918–1995) American sportscaster
October 12, 1977, reporting a school fire (initially mistaken as a tenement fire), while announcing Game 2 of the 1977 World Series. This comment, while widely attributed to Cosell, was never made.[citation needed]
Incorrectly Attributed
“And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!”
Mike Lange (1948) Canadian sportscaster
Lange described the call: "I went into a place to try and get something to eat and the lady very distinctly said to me, 'The kitchen is closed!' I said, 'Wow. There's the end, that's it, you can't eat any more, you haven't got a prayer.' I said, 'That's finality, baby!'"
"Eddie Spaghetti! The Story Behind Mike Lange-isms"
“Ladies and gentlemen, I resent this applause.”
Brother Theodore (1906–2001) German-American monologuist and comedian
John S. Hall (1960) Poet, author, singer, lawyer
"Wind-Up Toys"
Lyrics, Real Men (1991)
“The gentlemen like it when a lady smells sweet.”
Bertrice Small (1937–2015) American writer
Source: Lost Love Found