
“Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen… Felicity.”
The 78th Academy Awards (2006)
Cosmic Trigger I: The Final Secret of the Illuminati (1977), p. 84
“Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen… Felicity.”
The 78th Academy Awards (2006)
“There it is, ladies and gentlemen, the Bronx is burning.”
October 12, 1977, reporting a school fire (initially mistaken as a tenement fire), while announcing Game 2 of the 1977 World Series. This comment, while widely attributed to Cosell, was never made.[citation needed]
Incorrectly Attributed
“And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!”
Lange described the call: "I went into a place to try and get something to eat and the lady very distinctly said to me, 'The kitchen is closed!' I said, 'Wow. There's the end, that's it, you can't eat any more, you haven't got a prayer.' I said, 'That's finality, baby!'"
"Eddie Spaghetti! The Story Behind Mike Lange-isms"
“Ladies and gentlemen, I resent this applause.”
“The gentlemen like it when a lady smells sweet.”
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