“I can man anything that eats. Get me a piece of jerky. —John Joel Glanton.”

“I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.”

“If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.”

“You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away — a man is not a piece of fruit.”

“I still remember when my teacher told me that football wouldn't give me anything to eat”

“A big enough artist, I say, can eat anything, must eat everything and then alchemize it. Only the feeble writer is afraid of expansion.”

“The great man is the man who can get himself made and who will get himself made out of anything he finds at hand.”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

“Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.”

“I won't eat anything green.”