“(Insert Goaltender here) doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch.”

—  Mike Lange

As noted on Sports Center's Top 10 Mike Lange Signature calls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHPd3vERUw (undated)

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Canadian sportscaster 1948

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