“Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.”

—  Arthur C. Clarke

The Odyssey File (1984), also quoted in The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners (2004) by Geoff Tibballs, p. 128
1980s

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