“If you annoy the Hog-nosed Snake enough, he will roll over on his back and play dead. If you turn him right-side up, he will roll over to prove that he is dead. [Footnote:] While he is playing dead, you can go straight up to him and step on his head or smash him with a big club.”
The Hog-Nosed Snake
How to Become Extinct (1941)
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Il brigante è come la serpe, se non la stuzzichi non ti morde.
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