“Jack's got an asshole like a clown's pocket.”

“My flow is in the pocket like Wallace
I got the bounce like hydraulics
I can't call it
I got the swerve like alcoholics”

“You've Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two”

“Only an asshole would put together a budget like this. I wouldn't call you an asshole unless you really were an asshole.”

“Nobody likes a clown at midnight”

“I got cheddar to blow, pockets never get low”

“Be nice to people, because nobody likes an asshole. ”

“Bitten? You mean you're a-"
"A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.”

“Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now.”

“What kind of assholes bring a kid into worlds like these?”