“The sheriffs of London have been immemorially the sheriff of Middlesex.”

“You can't turn the sheriff into a toad, Hannah. It's against the rules.”

Christine Feehan American writer

“Sheriff Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out.”

Mel Brooks (1926) American director, writer, actor, and producer

“Sheriff of Rotingham King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!”

Mel Brooks (1926) American director, writer, actor, and producer

“Sheriff Bart [waking up a drunk Jim in jail]: Are we awake?
Jim "The Waco Kid": We don't know. Are we black?
Sheriff Bart: Yes we are.
Jim "The Waco Kid": Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled.”

Mel Brooks (1926) American director, writer, actor, and producer

“Townspeople: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He's Black?!
Ahchoo: Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.”

Mel Brooks (1926) American director, writer, actor, and producer

“A French politician without a mistress is like a sheriff without a gun—people think he has no firepower.”

Stephen Clarke book A Year in the Merde

“Sheriff Bart: Since I am your host and you are my guest what are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your free time?
Jim "The Waco Kid": Oh you know, play chess…screw.
Sheriff Bart: Well let's play chess!”

Mel Brooks (1926) American director, writer, actor, and producer

“"That's right. Why? Are you telling me this because I'm Frank's brother? Because I'm your husband? Because I'm Marie's employer?" He paused "Or because I'm the sheriff?"”

Larry Watson book Montana 1948

“I’ll tell you somethin, Sheriff. Nineteen is old enough to know that if you have got somethin that means the world to you it’s all that more likely it’ll get took away. Sixteen was, for that matter. I think about that”

Cormac McCarthy book No Country for Old Men