“I believe it's yogurt, but I refuse to believe it's not butter.”
Stephen Colbert (1964) American political satirist, writer, comedian, television host, and actor
White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)
"Discovery"
Poems New and Collected (1998), Could Have (1972)
“I believe it's yogurt, but I refuse to believe it's not butter.”
Stephen Colbert (1964) American political satirist, writer, comedian, television host, and actor
White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)
Christopher Walken (1943) American actor
Douglas J. Rowe: The Associated Press (June 14, 2004) "Film bad guy Walken: 'Slow and steady is a very good thing for me'", The Grand Rapids Press, p. D5.
Audrey Hepburn (1929–1993) British actress
Unidentified ‘member’ of MySpace.com circa 2007–08, quoted in Richard Kennedy The Disgrace of MySpace (self-published [Lulu.com] 23 August 2008, ISBN 9781435760042, page 123. This passage and slight variants of it have been widely attributed to Audrey Hepburn long after her death (for example, in Glamour March 2012, page 78); but no evidence of its existence has been found during Hepburn’s lifetime, attributed to Hepburn or anyone else. It has not been found in print before 2008.
Misattributed
Halle Berry (1966) American actress
Barry Koltnow (April 1, 2004) "Halle, them's the breaks", The Advertiser, p. 048
Glenn Beck (1964) U.S. talk radio and television host
The Glenn Beck Program
Premiere Radio Networks
2010-06-08
Beck believes that in 100 to 200 years, his 8-28 rally "will be remembered as the moment America turned the corner"
2010-06-08
Media Matters for America
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201006080027
on his Restoring Honor rally on 2010-08-28
2010s, 2010
Bertrand Russell (1872–1970) logician, one of the first analytic philosophers and political activist
No known source; also attributed to Susan Sarandon.[citation needed]
Disputed
John S. Hall (1960) Poet, author, singer, lawyer
Quotes from interviews
“I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.”
Ogden Nash (1902–1971) American poet
Good Intentions (1942), Seeing Eye to Eye is Believing
Ian Smith (1919–2007) Prime Minister of Rhodesia
Nigel Rees, "Sayings of the Century", Unwin paperbacks, 1984, p. 247.
Radio broadcast, March 20, 1976.
Peter Godwin, Comment in the Guardian(UK) Newspaper http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2007/nov/25/comment.zimbabwe.