“In life only three things are certain: death, Adobe updates and taxes.”

— Trevor Noah

13 May 2016
The Daily Show
Source: Visible at 00:05 #WeakDonald Trump Won't Release His Tax Returns http://www.cc.com/video-clips/cd7iyf/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah--weakdonald-trump-won-t-release-his-tax-returns, CC.com, 13 May 2016.

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