“Jesus man! You don't look for acid! Acid finds you when it thinks you're ready.”

“It's been said that love finds you when you're ready.”

“When life gives you lemons you squeeze them, hard. Make invisible ink. Make an acid poison. Fling it in their eyes.”

“For what do we do on the Last Day, when the works of humankind are weighted, with three treatises on formic acid, or even thirty? On the other hand, what do we know about the Last Day, if we don't even know what can be done with formic acid between now and then?”

“rain is acid…
sex is death….”

“It's like 60 Minutes on acid.”

“If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.”

“The assumption that what currently exists must necessarily exist is the acid that corrodes all visionary thinking.”

“People have told me it's like Touched by an Angel on acid. I think that's a good description.”

“Someone says, "Don't you think that Jesus is a crutch?" Well, maybe he is, but when you're crippled, that's not too bad. Some one else say, "Don't you think you're rather closed-minded?" I say, "Yeah, but I can afford to be, I'm right."”