“Lionel: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
Marge: But we did win.
Lionel: That's okay. The box is empty.”

—  Phil Hartman

On the Simpsons, Lionel Hutz

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Canadian American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and graphi… 1948–1998

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