“I'm too pretty to go to jail.”

—  Mike Murphy (political consultant)

As quoted in &quot;Debriefing Mike Murphy&quot; https://www.weeklystandard.com/matt-labash/debriefing-mike-murphy (18 March 2016), by Matt Labash, The Weekly Standard <br class="br">2010s

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