“The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.”
Source: Small Gods
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“There's only one rule that I know of, babies — "God damn it, you've got to be kind."”
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (1965)
Context: Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies — "God damn it, you've got to be kind."

“When you believe in God, you've got to believe in the all-powerful God.”
Interview with Donald L. Hughes (22 April 2006).
Context: When you believe in God, you've got to believe in the all-powerful God. He's not just God, He's the all-powerful God and He has total control over everyone's life. The Devil, on the other hand, is a real character that's trying his hardest to tear your life apart. If you believe that this is just mythology, you're a prime target because you know that's exactly what Satan wants: To be a myth. But he's not a myth, of this I'm totally convinced. More than anything in the world, I'm convinced of that.

“You've got to learn to leave the table
When love's no longer being served".”

“Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.”
As quoted in Peter's People (1979) by Laurence J. Peter, p. 28.

Moskovskie novosti, no. 32, 7 August 1988
Contemporary witnesses

“The grace of God is the thing that is needful. One should pray for the grace of God.”
[Swami Tapasyananda, Swami Nikhilananda, Sri Sarada Devi, the Holy Mother; Life and Conversations, 301]

De Flagello myrteo. xiii.