“I’m not my name. My name is something I wear, like a shirt. It gets worn. I outgrow it, I change it.”

“I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like "Ladies and Gentlemen". That'll be a cool name for a kid. "This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen!" Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please!"”

“Sancho Panza by name, is my own self, if I was not changed in my cradle.”

“My name is Salmon, like the fish; first name, Susie. I was fourteen when I was murdered.”

“I couldn't pronounce my last name until I was, like, 11.”

“Mac." He said my name and laughed. "What a name for something like you. Mac.”

“I changed my name when I was about twelve because I didn't like being called Sue or Susie. I felt I needed a longer name because I was so tall. So what happened? Now everyone calls me Sig or Siggy.”

“I like my name. My parents were in the Uffizi Gallery looking at a Leonardo Da Vinci when my mom felt me kick. That's how I got my name. My parents were real hippies.”

“It’s either I’m going to wear the black shirt, otherwise, I’m going to wear pyjamas.”

“Listen John—’
‘Who’s John?’
‘You’re John.’
‘I’m John?’
‘Yeah, I changed your name.”