“Either I'm funny or the world's funny. I don't know which. The bottle and lid don't fit. It could be the bottle's fault or the lid's fault. In either case, there's no denying that the fit is bad.”

“If I don't document something, it's usually either for a good reason, or a bad reason. In this case it's a good reason.”

“This documentary has lifted the lid off a coffin, and now I'm looking at stuff that I didn't know was there.”

“But if we judge only those things which are in our power to be good or bad, there remains no reason either for finding fault with God or standing in a hostile attitude to man.”

“It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.”

“Don't think about making women fit the world -- think about making the world fit women.”

“The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.”

“You are the leader here. Obviiusly your skills are far superior to mine. I don't think I could fit into your life. I'm a loner, not the first lady.”

“I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault, and I have no faults.”

“People don't change. There are two kinds of people in the world: winners and losers. Black and white. I don't know where gray fits in, or if you can even live in that shade.”