“Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss”

“The Maestro says it's Mozart but it sounds like bubble gum when you're waiting for the miracle to come.”

“You can't teach colour from Cézanne, you can only teach it from something like this bubble-gum wrapper.”

“Bosses: You make your living going to meetings. Hence any meeting that does not bubble and incite enthusiasm is a forever-lost opportunity.”

“There's probably no subject with quite so many conflictin' opinions about it as there are about food, and 'tis better to swap bubble gum with a rabid bulldog than challenge a single one o' the varyin' beliefs your average human holds about nutrition.”

“We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.”

“And I would like a medium Vodka dry Martini — with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred, please. I would prefer Russian or Polish vodka.”

“A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.”

“Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.”

“Television is chewing gum for the eyes.”