“The world isn't a sad place, it's just big.”

“There is sadness and confusion in our hearts / And the world prepares to fight / as it tears itself apart, it isn't fair”

“Then I thought, boy, isn't that just typical? You wait and wait and wait for something, and then when it happens, you feel sad.”

“Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world.”

“The world is a big place and our brain is only three pounds.”

“Isn't that sad! I'm so fragile. It's tragic [laughs]. Can you believe it? That's so sad.”

“That was such a wonderful time, even in its strangeness and sadness-and life isn't the same now. It's wonderful, but it isn't the same.”

“One day when I'm walking and I see -- at first I thought maybe he was resting -- but I saw a big dead seal on the beach, which was really sad. However, the thing that I thought was puzzling was there was a couple, a young guy and a girl on a beach towel not 15 feet from this big, dead mammal, and I look up and they're waving at me, like, 'Isn't it a pretty day?' And I'm like, 'There's a big dead seal right there.' They're putting on lotion. It was just bizarre. And, curtain. I just didn't want to be at the beach anymore.”

“Parting with friends is a sadness. A place is only a place.”

“But I don't feel sad about it. Because Mother is dead. And because Mr. Shears isn't around anymore. So I would be feeling sad about something that isn't real and doesn't exist. And that would be stupid.”