“He promises a lamp unto our feet, not a crystal ball into the future.”

“There's no reason for any warlock to be interested in her unless he's in the market for nonfunctional crystal balls.”

“I foretell the future. I predict the past. I don't need a crystal ball; a football, a tennis ball, a moth ball, any old ball will do. When the power is upon me, there is no holding me back, I just let loose and prophesy all over the place.”

“the magic is inside you. there ain't no crystal ball”

“Well, you know, the future is always unmade, and my crystal ball is badly cracked because I’m one of the geniuses that said that "Trump is going to lose by a couple of million votes; he can't win." Well, he lost by a couple of million popular votes, but in the Electoral College, very narrowly, he was able to win.”

“At Barca we trained every day with the ball. I hardly even took a step running without a ball at my feet.”

“My dear friend Yevtushenko has, I claim, an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.”

“Lamps is Lamps. When he plays well he is best in the game, when he plays bad, he is the second or the third best.”

“When you look at Obafemi Martins, in my eyes he is one of the best strikers at the moment in this league and maybe Europe as well. He is flexible, he is fast, he can shoot with both feet and he is a good header of the ball.”

“There are more balls in twenty feet of street here then there are in all of Dublin, and I'm proud to be swaying in the nut sack.”