“You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.”

“You'd be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives and try to fit square pegs into round holes, ignoring the clear reality that Things Are As They Are.”

“If the world could outlaw religion for one year you'd be surprised how much better the world would be. (Music Planet 2Nite, 2001)”

“You'd be surprised how little I knew even up to yesterday”

“You'd be surprised how fast things happen when the right man comes along.”

“If your opponent is better armed and has longer reach, then surprise is your only ally. And then you'd better hope he's half asleep.”

“Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.”

“You'd be surprised what people will do for money that they wouldn't do for
love.

Myrnin.”

“You'd be surprised at the things people will do in order to get their names or pictures in the paper.”

“Too many people go through life complaining about their problems. I've always believed that if you took one tenth the energy you put into complaining and applied it to solving the problem, you'd be surprised by how well things can work out.”