
“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”
Variant: Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.
Source: City of Ashes
“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”
Geoffrey Nunberg (1983) The Decline of Grammar http://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/issues/97mar/halpern/nunberg.htm, The Atlantic, December 1983 http://books.google.com/books?id=JuUmAQAAIAAJ&q=%22Psychoanalysis+is+unlikely+to+be+repealed+people+are+not+going+to+go+back+to+reading+novels+in+order+to+understand+themselves+and+their+lives%22&pg=PA38#v=onepage
“But I said that you could still want something that is very unlikely to happen.”
Source: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Speech in the House of Commons (7 July 1981) http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/commons/1981/jul/07/defence-programme
Post-Prime Ministerial
“If you are going to go through hell… I suggest you come back learning something.”