“If Aphrodite is angry, she might make you fall in love with a toy poodle, or a telephone pole.”

“As long as she was falling in love with me, I might as well start making her promises I didn't intend to keep.”

“Your boyfriends might be angry, my girlfriends might be blue. But no one can deny it, from now on I love you.”

“Aphrodite had the beauty; Zeus had the thunderbolts. Everyone loved Aphrodite, but everyone listened to Zeus.”

“If she's cute, sweet but bitchy and complicated, she's the woman you fall in love with.”

“Could you fall in love with her if she wasn't smarter than you? I mean, she may not be smarter than you. But isn't it important for you to think she is smarter than you in order to fall in love? Think now.”

“She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.”

“O Polly, you might have toyed and kissed,
By keeping men off, you keep them on.”

“…she would fall in love with me again, just like she had a long time ago. And that's the most wonderful feeling in the world. How many people are ever given that chance? To have someone you love fall in love with you over and over?”

“Love is the infinite placed within the reach of poodles. I have my dignity!”