“Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.”

“If, from time to time, you give up expectation, you will be able to perceive what it is you are getting.”

“Expectation wasn't just about what people expected of you. It was about what you expected of yourself.”

“Be what you want to be, not what people expect you to be.”

“It's so easy to get caught up in what people expect of you. Sometimes, you can just lose yourself.”

“People do what you inspect, not what you expect.”

“Everyone knew that if you divided reality by expectation, you got a happiness quotient. But when you invert the equation - expectation divided by reality - you didn't get the opposite of happiness. What you got, Lewis realized, was hope.”

“If this is not what you expected, please alter your expectations.”

“It [The Weather Channel] is the most watched cable channel in America. I'll repeat that. It is the most watched cable channel in America. They were worried about the terrorists immobilizing us, and a portion of our countrymen watch weather. 'Kay, you don't get any more immobile than that… unless you're in a goddamn coma. That means you're saying, "I'd go to the window, but it's too far." If you want to know what the weather is you go to a window and stick your hand out and if you want to know what the temperature is you drive by a bank.”

“It doesn't matter what you expected, but you must accept what reality offers to you at the end.”