“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”
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American actor and comedian 1921–2004Related quotes

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 16

“I can't fight.
I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.”

White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)
"Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?" (1931), performed as part of the play New Americana (1932) - Charlie Palloy version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsJGagKWrds - Bing Crosby version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eih67rlGNhU - Tom Waits version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVE72Ae82Tw

On entering the US Navy in 1956.
Rollingstone interview (2015)

"Matt Damon Discusses Ocean's 12, (8 December 2004) http://movies.about.com/od/oceanstwelve/a/oceansmd120804.htm