“Politicians promise you heaven before election and give you hell after”

“If you have been voting for politicians who promise to give you goodies at someone else's expense, then you have no right to complain when they take your money and give it to someone else, including themselves.”

“They have been promising us for a long time — in every culture — that they are going to take us to heaven. They promise heaven because they are making a hell out of this place.”

“No evil comes from the fear of hell, no good comes from the promise of heaven.”

“Government has no wealth, and when a politician promises to give you something for nothing, he must first confiscate that wealth from you -- either by direct taxes, or by the cruelly indirect tax of inflation.”

“I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.”

“After all, is not a real Hell better than a manufactured Heaven?”

“You are my heaven, and you will always be my enternal hell!
~ Darling”

“God will take you through hell, just to get you to heaven.”

“You go to Heaven once you've been to Hell”