“Nobody Wants to be themselves. That's why there's tv. -Ephigenia”

“Listen, this is crazy. I look like I'm 75 years old. Nobody wants to watch an old man being funny. That's just a fact. No one wants to see this old man on TV.”

“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”

“Good wine needs no bush,
And perhaps products that people really want need no
hard-sell or soft-sell TV push.
Why not?
Look at pot.”

“I just wanted to sing on TV.”

“Nobody wants to be here and nobody wants to leave.”

“It's easier not to say anything. Shut your trap, button your lip, can it. All that crap you hear on TV about communication and expressing feelings is a lie. Nobody really wants to hear what you have to say.”

“Why do you want the approval of others who don't even approve of themselves?”

“I cannot say why I wanted to paint. The only answer is in the pictures themselves.”

“TV executives think that the programs with the highest ratings are what TV viewers want, rather than what they settle for.”