“(She grabbed him for a bear hug.)
Stop sexually harassing me, Mom. (Nick)”

“Mom! It's the cops! I'm gonna get nicked, I'm gonna get nicked!”

“Hmm, that's not sexual harassment, baby. When I decide to get sexual, trust me, you'll know it.

~ Braden ~”

“She went from angry to calm so fast that he wondered if she wasn’t the Ferrari of moms. Her top speed had to be.65 nanoseconds.’ (Nick)”

“Fine, just don’t eat my mom, okay? She’s had a bad enough life without becoming the Bride of Dracula.” – Nick”

“Sexual harassment in the workplace confuses rewards for performance with rewards for attractiveness and sexual availability.”

“Schuyler pulled Oliver close and hugged him tightly. "Thank you," she whispered. Thank you for loving me enough to let me go.”

“The fact that one of these ladies was my mom made me particularly sad because my mom is beautiful. And she’s always on a diet. Sometimes, my dad calls her beautiful, but she cannot hear him.”

“I've sued my manager for sexual harassment. And it's real hard, and a big strain on me. Because he hasn't done anything.”

“I have a great family, I have great friends, and my mom is like my mama bear. She's the one that's going to tell me 'no' when everyone around me says 'yes.”