“Just how far up your ass is your head?!”
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DA Jack McCoy in the Law & Order episode Rubber Room.
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“Fred, what happened to your ass?”
— Jay Leno
"Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me."
Speaking of the discovery that obesity is contagious
Monologue, 26 July 2007
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