“He is the cheapest politician Cambodia has ever known.”

“He studied law, but unlike many Indian leaders who rose to political power as practicing lawyers, he became known not as a lawyer but as a politician.”

“He reveals that he has been a poor politician, a bad judge and a malevolent individual.”

“I believe he has a sense of integrity…Relatively speaking he has a cleaner record than most politicians in office.”

“To the best of the Plaintiff's knowledge, no pony has ever attacked an American politician—and presumably the Secret Service would be able to intervene, should Mr. Supreme try and find some way to break that drought in pony-on-politician violence.”

“Borders are the worst invention ever made by politicians.”

“A French politician without a mistress is like a sheriff without a gun—people think he has no firepower.”

“What made Obama unique was that he was the ultimate charismatic politician -- the most unknown stranger ever to achieve the presidency in the United States. No one knew who he was, he came out of nowhere, he had this incredible persona that floated him above the fray, destroyed Hillary, took over the Democratic Party and became president. This is truly unprecedented: A young unknown with no history, no paper trail, no well-known associates, self-created.”

“A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.”

“No politician should ever let himself be photographed in a bathing suit.”