“Just don't make the '9' format pack/unpack numbers…”

“The integers, the rationals, and the irrationals, taken together, make up the continuum of real numbers. It's called a continuum because the numbers are packed together along the real number line with no empty spaces between them.”

“Take, therefore, these sacred numbers and keep them most dearer beside your heart. The numbers are 2, 7 and 9.”

“Reducing complexity by order formation is the number one skill needed by all leaders in the twenty-first century”

“Ok. don't panic. Don't panic. It's only a VISA bill. It's a piece of paper; a few numbers. I mean, just how scary can a few numbers be?”

“People might say these (my) books are frivolous, but I don't see them that way. I think they're very impressively designed – just in an unconventional format.”

“Don't come back to the pack and be normal for the sake of blending in with others”

“the number 108 is held to be the most auspicious, a perfect three-digit multiple of three, its components adding up to 9, which is three threes. And 3, of course, is the number representing supreme balance.”

“[to audience member] How much do you smoke a day sir? [the man says a pack] Pack! What a little puss. Gosh, why don't you just put a dress on and show it all to us while you smoke your little faggoty pack. C'mon, swish around for us. Damnit that pisses me off. I go through two lighters a day, dude. I'm starting to feel it.”

“Let's sum up: an unknown number of enemies with unknown capabilities, supported by a gang of madmen, packs of attack animals, and superhumanly intelligent pocket change.”