“Thank goodness we don't have only serious problems, but ridiculous ones as well.”

— Edsger W. Dijkstra

Dijkstra (1982) "A Letter to My Old Friend Jonathan" (EWD475) p. 101 in [Dijkstra, Edsger, Selected Writings on Computing, Springer-Verlag, Berlin, 1982, 9780387906522]
1980s

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