“With their tinted windows up, the cars of the rich go like dark eggs down the roads of Delhi. Every now and then an egg will crack open—a woman’s hand, dazzling with gold bangles, stretches out an open window, flings an empty mineral water bottle onto the road—and then the window goes up, and the egg is resealed.”

“Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window.”

“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.”

“When God closes a door, he opens a window, but it's up to you to find it.”

“I am egg and always will be, and we are eggs and always will be. Fried eggs. Or rotten eggs. Boiled eggs. Or scrambled eggs. Poached eggs. Or round eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.”

“What breaks in daybreak? Is it the night? Is it the sun, cracked in two by the horizon like an egg, spilling out light?”

“Got my window open wide
Got a good woman by my side”

“I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant.”

“To open the window and let a wasp out of the room. Ah, is this not happiness?”

“Keep passing the open windows.”