“CALLING
Wind rocks
the porch chair

somebody home.”

“O Mary, go and call the cattle home,
And call the cattle home,
And call the cattle home
Across the sands of Dee;
The western wind was wild and dank with foam,
And all alone went she.”

“Somebody has been sitting in my chair!”

“I say that home is where there is a chair and a glass.”

“Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere”

“Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.”

“I think it is time for us to ensconce him in the rocking chair up there that we reserve for senior members of the chamber.”

“Sometimes I get the feeling that there are orgies going on all over New York City, and somebody says, `Let's call Desmond,' and somebody else says,'Why bother? He's probably home reading the Encyclopedia Britannica.”

“The fact is, winding and dusting and fixing somebody else's clock is boring.”

“If you don't have ability, you wind up playing in a rock band.”