“The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself.”

“Sometimes you have to accept how things are. You can make it easy on yourself, or you can make it hard. The choice is yours.”

“Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.”

“if the sex was too easy to get,
it was not that great.”

“In answer to your first question, of course God was good in bed! He's perfect in every way! God not only knows the secret path to the clitoris, but he's also aware of a little nerve just underneath the right shoulder blade connected directly to a lady's pleasure centre!”

“Greed is good. Sex is easy. Youth is forever.”

“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.”

“Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.”

“You want to know how to paint a perfect painting? It's easy. Make yourself perfect and then just paint naturally.”

“It’s easy to be yourself in the dark.”