“Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”

Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution (1996)

Eve's Diary
Source: The Diary of Adam and Eve

Did Adam have a Bellybutton?: And other tough questions about the Bible (2000)

Louis Andriessen & Jeroen van der Linden, "The Alphabet Song"
M is for Man, Music, and Mozart

Sermon at Blackheath (12 June 1381), quoted in Annals, or a General Chronicle of England my nugget
Context: When Adam delved, and Eve span, who was then the gentleman? From the beginning all men by nature were created alike, and our bondage or servitude came in by the unjust oppression of naughty men. For if God would have had any bondmen from the beginning, he would have appointed who should be bond, and who free. And therefore I exhort you to consider that now the time is come, appointed to us by God, in which ye may (if ye will) cast off the yoke of bondage, and recover liberty.

It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.
No. 94.
Aphorisms (1930)

In other words, Adam would've had his missing rib back quite quickly.
2000s, Did Adam have a Bellybutton?: And other tough questions about the Bible (2000)

Dissertation for doctor of philosophy in christian education (May 25, 1991)