“The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.”

“I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.”

“Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.”

“As a rule I never read bad reviews about myself because my best friends invariably tell me about them.”

“There is much you can learn from books and scrolls. These books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life.”

“That was the thing about best friends. Like sisters and mothers, they could piss you off and make you cry and break your heart, but in the end, when the chips were down, they were there, making you laugh even in your darkest hours.”

“A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and try to trip you again.
- I'm not sure”

“Sam dropped me off. When she was too far away to see me, I started to cry again. Because she was my friend again. And that was enough for me.”

“The bulls are my best friends."
I translated to Brett.
"You kill your friends?" she asked.
"Always," he said in English, and laughed. "So they don't kill me.”

“Whenever I see her, we laugh enough to last for the month. She's my best friend, and someday when we're old enough I'm going to talk her into staying here forever.”