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Zach Galifianakis: Idézetek angolul
“When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“Hello, my name is Zach Galifianakis, and I hope I'm pronouncing that right.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“When I was a kid, I had dyslexia. And I would write about it in my dairy.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“I was named after my grandad. Yes, my name is Zach Grandad Galifianakis.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron…and a lot like Patrick Ewing.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“I call my balls the bush twins.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“That was some really great "fatcting."”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“Here's something you'll never see in Braille: "If you see something, say something."”
Saturday Night Live (May 4, 2013)
“I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)