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Sarah Kate Silverman amerikai humorista, író, színésznő.

✵ 1. december 1970
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“I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way."”

Sarah Silverman

I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive — it can be dangerous. The best time to conceive is when you're a black teenager.
Forrás: Rolling Stone (3 November 2005)

“People who call themselves divas…you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.”

Sarah Silverman

Real Time with Bill Maher episode 145, 13 March 2009

“I got jury duty … and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks."”

Sarah Silverman

And who doesn't?
The Conan O'Brien Show (11 July 2001) In the original joke, Silverman had said "niggers" instead of "chinks", the network asked her to change it from the first to the latter. The network and O'Brien then apologized for airing this statement, Silverman did not, stating that it was plainly satirizing the racist thought process.

“Hey, is it considered molestation if the child makes the first move? I'm gonna need a quick answer on this.”

Sarah Silverman

6 July 2009 tweet https://twitter.com/sarahksilverman/status/2509815140 on Twitter ( archived http://archive.is/uI8Lf)

“I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.”

Sarah Silverman

To Courtney Love on her Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson (14 August 2005)

“You look like my friend Debbie. That's really weird … do you get that a lot? — It's sad, though, 'cause you know, we're not really friends anymore. But, uh, it's not your fault. Seriously, it was 'cause she's, um … not "born again Christian" … oh!”

Sarah Silverman

&quot;pathological liar.&quot; <br class="br">Comments to a member of the audience, in &quot;Sarah Silverman-Early Standup (1992) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEb-sXmcMLE

“This song brings me back … I was brutally raped to this song.”

Sarah Silverman

In response to the DJ playing Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls" as her intro. Holllywood Improv