“I would like to state at this time that I am not now and have never been… a member of the Boy Scouts of America.”
Introduction to "Be Prepared"
Songs by Tom Lehrer (1953)
Context: I would like to state at this time that I am not now and have never been... a member of the Boy Scouts of America. Their motto is, as you know, "Be Prepared!" and that is the name of this song.
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American singer-songwriter and mathematician 1928Related quotes

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