“Online,
I’m out in Hollywood.
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good.
Even on a slow day,
I could have a three way,
Chat with two women at one time.
I’m so much cooler online;
Yeah, I’m cooler online.”
Online, written by Brad Paisley, Chris DuBois, and Kelley Lovelace.
Song lyrics, 5th Gear (2007)
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