“Carlyle said "a lie cannot live." It shows that he did not know how to tell them. If I had taken out a life policy on this one the premiums would have bankrupted me ages ago.”

— Mark Twain

Source: Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 2 (2013), p. 304

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