“The economy is so bad, I saw Matthew McConaughey talking to himself in a Kia! THAT'S how bad it is!”

“I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.”

“The economy is so bad, the Obamas just listed Abraham Lincoln's bedroom on AirBnB!”

“The criticism of the reformers was directed not so much at the weakness or cruelty of those in authority, as at a bad economy of power.”

“Teach me how to talk to you. WANT. Is my wanting you so bad, wanting your cock so bad, wanting the feel of your lips on my lips just me being selfish and egoistic? Teach me a new language.”

“…But I saw today there was one thing unforgivable - like things in the school-room, so bad they were unpunishable, that only mummy could deal with - the bad thing I was on the point of doing, that I'm not quite bad enough to do; to set up a rival good to God's.”

“The economy is so bad, Pat Sajak had to take out a home loan just to buy a vowel!”

“I saw that bad handwriting should be regarded as a sign of an imperfect education.”

“Guiltily people will always think that you are talking bad about them, so do not talk to yourself in the mirror.”

“The economy is so bad, instead of paying for heat, people are huddling around exploding Samsung phones just for the warmth!”