“If thare iz enny human being that i thoroughly loath, it iz the one who haz nothing tew boast ov but hiz money--a mere pimp tew hiz welth.”
Josh Billings: His Works, Complete (1873)
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“I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain't so.”
" Sollum Thoughts http://books.google.com/books?id=7rA8AAAAYAAJ&q=%22tew+know+nothing%22#v=snippet&q=%22tew%20know%20nothing%22&f=false". in Everybody's Friend: Josh Billing's Encyclopedia & Proverbial Philosophy of Wit & Humor (1874)
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I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
Variant: I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
Source: Leisure, the Basis of Culture (1948), The Philosophical Act, p. 102
“My father…was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings.”
The Third Policeman (1967)

Source: Titans of Chaos (2007), Chapter 6, “Six Score Leagues Northwest of Paradise” Section 4 (p. 75)