“I promise you, I will not be taking very long vacations, if I take them at all. There's no time for vacations. We're not going to be big on vacations.”

“If you're in the White House, who wants to take a vacation? You're in the White House!… What's better than the White House? Why these vacations?”

“If you love what you do, you're happy. You don't take vacations.”

“I always tried to be the first one in in the morning and the last one to leave at night, take the fewest vacations and the least time away from the desk to go to the bathroom or have lunch.”

“I strive to have a life that
I don't need a vacation from!”

“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations — we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”

“I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."”

“That man, the king of vacations… the king of vacations in his ranch said nothing but: "You have to flee." and didn't say how… that cowboy, the cowboy mentality.”

“Reading… a vacation for the mind….”

“(Sylvia to blindfolded cat) Just put your paw on the map, and that's where we'll go for our vacation. It's a big country, and yet you picked Cleveland.”